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The Escapist
Rizza: Oh, she's a gorgeous one. Do you love her? Family is important. About the only important thing. So I only ask once, I won't ask again.
Stormbreaker
Alex Rider: This doesn't change anything. You killed my uncle. You're still my enemy.
Yassen Gregorovich: I have a lot of enemies.
Alex Rider: What about me?
Yassen Gregorovich: I had no instruction concerning you.
Alex Rider: This isn't over.
Yassen Gregorovich: Yes, Alex, it is. Go back to school. You don't belong to the same world as me. You should forget about me.
Alex Rider: I'll never forget you.
Yassen Gregorovich: That's your choice.
[after one of the canisters crashes to the ground]
Clumsy Guard: I'm sorry! I won't do that again.
Yassen Gregorovich: No, you won't.
[shoots him]
Much ado about nothing
[Benedick and Beatrice are standing at the altar]
Benedick: Remind me exactly what we're doing here?
Beatrice: I have absolutely no idea.
Benedick: I'm just making myself decent!
Beatrice: Can I wait that long?
Benedick: [talking to himself] Love's just one of those things a man grows into, like jazz and olives. I'm not going to let a few sarcastic remarks change the way I feel. After all, the world must be peopled. When I said I'd die a bachelor I just didn't realize I'd live this long!
[at the hospital]
Benedick: Here, I got you this.
Beatrice: What is it?
Benedick: Coffee... Maybe soup.
Beatrice: Thanks but... I think I'll pass.
Benedick: Bad hair day?
Beatrice: Bad face day?
An unfinished life
Gary Winston: You've seen too many westerns old man.
Einar Gilkyson: That doesn't exactly work in your favor.
Gary Winston: I uh... God, Jean. I don't know what happened. It's like a red mist or... something comes over me and I... but I feel like you backed me up in a corner and I... you do that and, uh... I hate it when I'm like that. I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?
[she remains silent and he flips the table over]
Gary Winston: What?
[storms out the door]
Gary Winston: Fuck!
Griff Gilkyson: You promised. If it happened again... you promised.
Gary Winston: I don't think you really understand just how worried I am.
Kitty: Look, I don't know. Maybe they went shopping or something.
Gary Winston: I wish someone in this goddamn place would just... would just tell me the truth. Then we could find Jean pretty damn quick.
Jean Gilkyson: What do you want, Gary?
Gary Winston: It's time to come home, baby. I love you, Jean.
Jean Gilkyson: You love me?
[punches him in the face]
Jean Gilkyson: That's what your love feels like!
Chromophobia
Trent: Don't eat the fish unless you want your kids to have gills.
Marcus Aylesbury: What's wrong with it?
Trent: Oh don't get me going. It's got growth hormones, antibiotics, carcinogenic PCBs...
Marcus Aylesbury: I presume the soap box you preach from is made from sustainable resources.
Brides
Norman Harris: Where are you from?
Niki Douka: I am from a place I will never see again.
Niki Douka: [in Greek] You have such beautiful eyes.
Norman Harris: What did you say?
Niki Douka: It's smells like it's going to rain.
Dreamcatcher
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: Wait, Jonesy...
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: Yeah, Beav?
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: You be careful.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: Be careful of what?
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: Wish I knew.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: I'm filing that in the "Who Gives A Shit" section of my Memory Warehouse.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: I wish Henry was here...
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: He's a shrink, not an internist.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: He went to med school. Did you?
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: ...I thought about it.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: Fuck you.
Mr. Gray: I know what that expression means. I've studied the foul language section of your memory warehouse. Rather distasteful, I must say.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: How about this, Mr. Gray? Eat shit and die.
[Beaver is eating peanut butter from the jar with his fingers]
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: What are you doing?
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: What? Peanut butter calms me down.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones: Somebody else might want to use that jar.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon: I'll leave some.
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